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anonymus
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CHRISTMAS CAKE RECIPE
Ingredients
1 cup of water
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
2 cups of dried fruit
1 tsp salt
1 cup chopped nuts
1 bottle Vodka
4 large eggs
lemon juice
Method
Sample the vodka to check quality.
Take a large bowl, check the vodka again.
To be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink.
Repeat
Turn on the electric mixer.
Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.
Add one teaspoon of sugar.
Beat again.
At this point it's best to make sure the vodka is still OK.
Try another cup ... just in case
Turn off the mixerer.
Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.
Pick fruit off floor.
Mix on the turner.
If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers pry it loose with a drewscriver.
Sample the vodka to check for tonsisticity.
Next, sift two cups of salt. Or something.
Check the vodka.
Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.
Add one table.
Add a spoon, sugar, or whatever you can find.
Greash the oven.
Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.
Don't forget to beat off the turner.
Finally, throw the bowl through the window and finish the vodka.
CHERRY MISTMAS!
Ingredients
1 cup of water
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
2 cups of dried fruit
1 tsp salt
1 cup chopped nuts
1 bottle Vodka
4 large eggs
lemon juice
Method
Sample the vodka to check quality.
Take a large bowl, check the vodka again.
To be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink.
Repeat
Turn on the electric mixer.
Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.
Add one teaspoon of sugar.
Beat again.
At this point it's best to make sure the vodka is still OK.
Try another cup ... just in case
Turn off the mixerer.
Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.
Pick fruit off floor.
Mix on the turner.
If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers pry it loose with a drewscriver.
Sample the vodka to check for tonsisticity.
Next, sift two cups of salt. Or something.
Check the vodka.
Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.
Add one table.
Add a spoon, sugar, or whatever you can find.
Greash the oven.
Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.
Don't forget to beat off the turner.
Finally, throw the bowl through the window and finish the vodka.
CHERRY MISTMAS!